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Everything is negotiable in a relationship, except...
I don’t negotiate much to begin with.
I love the scent of...
Greek coffee
What was your favorite childhood toy?
My imagination.
What advice would you give your younger self?
When faced with a problem, I...
run. literally. I put a pair of trainers and run.
If you were Bill Gates, what would you have called "Windows"?
Be patient and keep a sledgehammer close.
I am totally paranoid about...
purple.
How many people have you dated?
Define dated.
In a previous life, I was...
a pirate.
The last time I actually cooked something, I made...
Crepes.
Do you recycle?
Yes.
What's the strangest question you've been asked in a job interview?
I believe in...
entropy.
What famous person, living or dead, would you like to interview?
Aristotle.
I feel naked without my...
perfume.
Someone once dared me to...
I've always wanted...
to fly.
Early riser or night owl?
Definitely night owl.
I'd rather be...
a tornado hunter.
I believed in Santa Claus until I was...
I never did.
In 100 years, my generation will be remembered for...
struggling to be someone they were not.
The 80's were a decade of...
awful haircuts and disgusting jeans.
What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?
Where was sexy before Justin Timberlake brought it back?
Justin Timberlake is about as sexy as my toaster. Get serious.
Would you rather listen to the same song or eat the same meal for the rest of your life?
SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF THIS REPETITIVE HELL.
What's the sexiest thing a member of the opposite sex can wear?
A wrinkled buttoned shirt with rolled sleeves.
What's the best compliment you've ever received?
‘Burn all your bras and wear me instead.’
What's your favorite name?
Klytaimnistra.
What was the last movie you watched?
Carnage.
Righty or lefty?
Lefty, duh.
Would you shave your head for a worthy charity?
Very unlikely.
If I lived in the year 2100, my profession would be...
Let me get there and I’ll give you an update.
Please tell my butler that for breakfast, I shall require...
Hugh Jackman.
If you had your own army of 1000 identical five year olds, what would you have them do?
Commit suicide.
Lights on or off?
Off.
What would you do if you knew today was your last day to live?
Sex.
What expression do you really hate?
When the world ends, I will be...
there to see it.
I'm back in the...
The best things in life are...
laughter, sex, sleeping, travelling, dancing, friends.
What would your super hero name be?
Gossamer.
Paper, plastic, or re-usable?
Re-usable paper.
Metric or Imperial units?
Don’t care, just pick one and stick to it!
Do you like animals, prefer to eat them, or a little of both?
I just like animals.
When I was little, I used to believe that...
my teddy bears became alive every time I left the room.
I like to put mayo on...
If I'm reincarnated, I'd like to be a...
dragon.
What's the worst movie you've ever seen?
Ριζότο.
Why do people watch reality shows?
Because they enjoy other people’s misery better than their own.
The best music comes from...
my hard disc drive.
Who are the top 3 people you'd like to buy a beer for?
Hugh Laurie, Van Gaugh, Yoda.
What should your biography be titled?
Φύγαμε.
What's the most recent dream you remember having?
Floating in space.
My parents would kill me if I came home with...
a dinosaur.
We should criminalize...
Marmite. And alarm clocks.
When they write my obituary, I hope they mention...
I’ll be dead, why bother?
Fill in the blank: My web site would be ________.com
I_cannot_tell_the_difference_between_a_laptop_and_a_tractor
What are the odds that this interview never ends and is just a psych experiment?
I don’t give a damn, I’m going to bed in a minute.
If you could reprogram yourself, what one trait would you leave out?
Saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.
What's the worst that could happen?
Wake up tomorrow and realise all my shoes are gone.
If I could control my dreams, I'd dream about...
Flying. No wait, sex with Hugh Jackman. No wait, flying while having sex with Hugh Jackman.
When the aliens arrive, I hope they bring...
immortality.
Do you like your peanut butter crunchy or smooth?
Crrrrrunchy.
I wish I had a miniature...
What the hell would I do with a miniature?
If you were famous, what would you be famous for?
Raising my left eyebrow the way I do.
What makes you smile?
My dog.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Not on just one.
Type control-v and paste the last text you copied.
What kind of pet would you like to have?
A Hippogriff.
Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?
Almost.
What was the best prank you ever played on someone?
I don’t really do that.
Nothing beats...
What's the latest gadget you've bought?
I’m not really into gadgets.
Are you a country mouse or a city mouse?
I’m a capital tiger.
Jack or Sawyer?
Desmond!
On a scale from 1 to crazy, I'm about a:
I’m not crazy. My mom had me tested.
Quiet drinks in a lounge or loud rockin' party?
Loud dancing party.
I could really live without...
having to wake up early ever again.
What's your favorite restaurant?
Goman-etsu.
What picture do you use as your desktop background?
Florence + the Machine.
I wish I could change my...
calves.
My parents should've known I'd be trouble when I...
What's the scariest thing that has ever happened to you?
Almost getting run over by a truck.
Bury me with my...
Who cares? I’m dead!
What would your olympic event be?
Figure-skating.
SUV, compact, or sports car?
Airplane.
For the talent portion of the competition, I will...
sing.
What was the first thing you bought when you got your first credit card?
Plane tickets.
Quick! Make up a new name for a country:
Purplandia.
Polka Dots are...
kinda awful?
What's your favorite type of cuisine?
Greek.
What's your favorite smell?
Lavender.
I like to put ketchup on...
ketchup is disgusting.
I can't believe I lost my...
concentration.
What's the best thing you've ever eaten?
Couldn’t remember the name of it to save my life.
Quick! Name a book you've recently finished reading!
A Long Way Down.
What time period would you like to live in for a week?
The last days of mankind.
When did "10 seconds" become "2 hours"?
Last meeting with my directors.
Fill in the blank: ______ is like taking a shower with your socks on.
Sunday afternoon.
What would you do if you could be invisible?
Sneak into a spaceship.
The sitcom about my life would be named...
Don’t you know it’s bad luck to stay in one place too long?
I feel most powerful when...
I find myself laughing with no particular reason.
If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be?
Omnia mea mecum porto.
Do you sleep on your side, back, or stomach?
Side. I think.
David Bowie, David Hasselhoff, or David Spade?
Clive Owen.
Ah! To be young and...
fearless.
The older I get, the more I...
don’t act like it.
I'd be the happiest person in the whole world if...
I could live forever.
What one possession would you save in a fire?
My hard disc drive. My shoes.My Mighty Boosh DVDs.
Would you rather meet your future inlaws naked or in bondage gear?
I’ll make sure my husband is an orphan.
I've never...
liked babies.
What was your first live concert?
Παπακωνσταντίνου. I think.
What would your Patronus be?
I'd like an eagle. Realistically though it would probably be a sloth. Or a shoe.
I think they should legalize...
shooting people who hurt people for fun. Or power.
Love is great, but I'd also marry for...
I don’t think there’s anything else worth marrying for.
Would you rather have a fast forward or instant replay button for your life?
Selective replay.
What's the first frivolous thing you'll buy when you're rich and famous?
An embarrassingly big closet. And then fill it.
In 10 years, I'll be...
I have no idea where I’ll be.
What's the most annoying song on the radio?
Any Justin Bieber song.
I wouldn't mind being stuck in a closet with...
Hugh Jackman.
God is...
in every orgasm.
I don't get mad. I get...
fuckin’ ballistic.
What did your mom write on your lunch bag?
Try not to hit anyone today.
Pop Culture is...
colourful.
Who is your nemesis?
Myself in vertigo.
If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
Sneak into a spaceship. Didn't I answer that already?
What's the biggest difference between you and your parents?
I am one person instead of two.
I'd like to be reincarnated as...
the Joker.
Quick! Make up a sport! (example: Awesomeball)
Bouncing fireballs.
I'd never leave the house without my...
i-pod.
What is the most useful class you've taken?
Theatre.
Women are...
females.
George W. Bush is...
a headless chicken.
Where would you like to go on vacation?
Costa Rica.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
I only strike smurfs by lightning.
Quick! Write the last sentence of your autobiography.
And, shakily, I walked towards the light that never goes out.
People think that I'm...
a fruitcake.
If I had a time machine, I'd...
travel back in time, find out that the 12 Monkeys didn't do it, and save the world instead of getting myself shot like ol' Bruce.
A little bit country or a little bit rock and roll?
As long as I can dance to it, I don’t give a damn.
I'm looking forward to...
my next trip.
What celebrity do you wish would just go away?
Paris, Justin, Jordan, Peter.
What's your favorite comfort when you're ill?
Sleeping.
Burn Out or Fade Away?
Go out with a huge bang.
My mate dumped me when they found my...
boobs got too big for us to be just friends.
Press Control-V and share the last thing you copied.
Didn’t I just answer that?
The moon landing was...
such a shame I wasn’t there.
Who is the funniest person you know?
My brother.
You can see my place, but don't look in my...
ashtray.
I collect...
memories.
How many times have you broken your cell phone?
Four. That I remember of.
There's something fishy about...
my alarm clock.
Do you typically bring da noise, da funk, or da jell-o salad?
Da style.
I miss...
my brother.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
Home.
I'd be mortified if someone caught me...
trying to clean the kitchen after something went horribly wrong.
If you were a ghost, who would you haunt?
Jamie. I wouldn’t leave the bastard alone until he killed himself or something.
How old were you the last time you trick-or-treated?
13?
I'd like to smack...
Nicolas Sarkozy. And Gwyneth Paltrow.
What kind of parent would you be?
Overprotective control freak with an apron, I guess.
Bikini, Tankini, or Linguini?
Depends on my confidence levels.
Who would you want to be with on a desert island?
Aragorn.
Who's a bigger pushover? Mom or Dad?
Unfortunately, neither.
What makes you blush?
Kissing in public.
When I'm bored, I...
sleep.
Truth or Dare?
Dare. Much more fun.
What did you say the last time you drunk dialed?
'What the hell are you doing here?'
If I woke up as the opposite sex, I'd...
try to walk without moving my ass.
How old were you when you had your first date?
Can’t remember. 15?
Wal-Mart is...
I don’t give a damn what Wal-Mart is.
What would your clown name be?
I HATE CLOWNS.
If you discovered a planet, what would you call it?
Delenia.
Batman or Superman?
Storm, you idiot.
Toilet Paper - Over the top, or under the roll?
I risk being repetitive, but I honestly couldn’t care less.
Simpsons or Family Guy?
If you don’t know the fuckin’ obvious answer to that, you’re wasting my time.
Politics are...
great targets to strike by lightning.
Please buy me a...
pair of wings.
No matter how desperate I was for a guy/girl, I'd never...
give up my freedom.
What will your wedding band be made out of?
A diamond ring, and do buy a great big one, Rhett.
I wish my boyfriend would...
What boyfriend?
I wonder about...
when is my Hogwarts letter going to arrive.
